Jennifer Lopez looks really really good.
So Hennifer Hopez looks pretty amazing.
I am hungover so look at these pictures of her cleavage and give me a break, OK?! Everything is loud and obnoxious to me right now so maybe that’s why I’m okay with Hennifer today.
H.Ho is like 45 or some mess and that shit is impressive! To have titties that stay up themselves like that at 45 naturally almost seems impossible, but everyone knows celebrities have superhuman bodies so whatever you guys. J.lo probably says she stays young by drinking a lot of water and doing pliates, but bitch stays young by attending midnight cult sacrifice parties at Pitbull’s house and that shit is fact! You know if there’s any fucker running a cult in Hollywood, it’s Pitbull. Or Andrew Keegan. Yeah….