It’s exceptionally difficult being a rich beautiful person, part 19409
Kelly Brook has joined a long line of celebrities suffering from an extremely dangerous condition named ‘Celebrityitis’ in which they entirely lose touch of reality, usually around the time they forget what the inside of a Tescos looks like.
After being attacked by Cosmetic Surgery Royalty Katie Price who called her a big fat whale, Kelly took to journalistic cornerstone OK Magazine to defend herself (because responding to Katie Price is always rational) and in the process exposed the full-blown celebrityitis that she is currently suffering.
She said “It’s hard being 33-years-old and still modelling”.
Kelly is right, standing around in your pants in beautiful hotels whilst teams of people fawn over you and make you look the best you possibly can must be really really difficult at the ripe old age of 33. Kelly should definitely look at retiring to a much easier way of life, like being a lumberjack, or a brain surgeon.
Spare a thought for insanely beautiful and rich celebrities across the land tonight, who have to struggle on with their incredibly difficult jobs of talking about themselves and also smiling sometimes.