Here’s those pictures of Rihanna’s boobs and butt then

Here’s those pictures of Rihanna’s boobs and butt then

So remember when Rihanna was posing for the trashiest fucking photo-shoot you’ve ever seen?  One so pornographic and low-rent that you were somehow surprised that Rihanna would find it possible to stoop even lower after the soft-core porn release known as Pour It Up?

Well now the moment you’ve been waiting for (ick) is here.

The X-rated, 1990’s raver mess photo shoot pics have been released.  Turns out it was for some French magazine, because of course it’s a French magazine.

The pictures are so classy and elegant that I am sure Kate Middleton is banging down the door of Lui magazine right now for her royal portrait.

WARNING: Seriously Not Safe for Work images ahead.


If we think about it, Rihanna is really just doing her bit to save the world with this shoot.

She’s bolstering  mainland Europe’s flagging economy by boosting magazine sales and ad revenue thanks to her snap happy tittieballs and breeze-friendly poon.  But not only that, she’s also raising awareness of burnt cooch syndrome, saying it’s OKAY! to have really, really prolific tan lines, so cover that cooch  the next time you decide you want to go frazzle yourself  to look like a streak of burnt bacon.

I’m sure women will see this as either trashy or empowering. Gays will see it as upsetting and confusing, and straight dudes will see it as a white splodge that they will later wipe from their screens after they take a nap for a little minute.

Either way, give the girl a gold medal. Rihanna’s sheer dedication to keeping it as classy as my Saturday nights is pretty much A+ right now. At least my Saturday nights end in chips and cheese glory rather than being bent over by a pool with my  naked ass in the air. Because that my friends, is called a Thursday night.

All Pictures courtesy of Rihanna’s Instagram and Lui Magazine.

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