Fergie likes to french kiss her son
Fuggie Fug is an LA-Deli icon, saint and legend. For those of you who don’t remember, Fergie peed herself on stage one time . Fergie also once announced that she stopped taking meth because after talking to a clothes hamper for 8 hours, she realized it wasn’t a hamster, as if talking to a hamster for 8 hours is perfectly rational behaviour. For this, she became the patron saint of LA Deli.
But as with all good things, the fruitful days of Fergie’s solo career dwindled off so she could bang babies out with Josh Duhamel (who can blame a bitch?!) but Fergie must have some project coming up because shes out talking about her family life – and how she’s just like any other mom who french kisses her 11 month old son.
Fuggie was on Chelsea Lately and told Chelsea
“I kissed Axl and Josh [Duhamel, her husband] at home — both French,” she told Chelsea Handler on “Chelsea Lately” Thursday. “My son likes to French kiss me a lot. It’s so delicious! He goes in for the kill, but I’ll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else it’ll be weird, a little bit Oediupus.”
I really hope this is Fuggie just being Funny-Fug, Poor baby Axl never asked for this, just like he never asked for that mess of a name! He never asked for terrifying Fuggie to shove her grammatically-challenged tongue down his throat. If you knew ANY other mother in the world who french kissed their kids tell me or tell me not, would you not be calling CPS right fucking now?
But not for Fergie, because remember, she pee’d herself on stage, and that is a get-out-of-everything free card. If Fergie detonates a nuke in a downtown area, she’d still be allowed to walk free, because she peed herself on stage one time. If Fergie defrauded Obama himself, he’d be like “We Good”, because she peed herself on stage one time. Hell, if Fergie libelled beautiful recording superstar Heidi Montag for not singing live, she’d even get away with that, because she peed herself on stage one time.
She’s paid her dues world, she’s done her time.