Backdoor Farrah is exactly like Jennifer Aniston

Backdoor Farrah is exactly like Jennifer Aniston

International recording superstar Farrah Abraham is no stranger to challenging herself when it comes to putting down super-slick vocals on pop superhits like this one, but did you know that Farrah is also a master of investigating the human condition? Well now you do.

Farrah has recently been spotted stripping in an Austin strip club, where the staff informed E News! that Farrah was originally there as a cocktail waitress, but requested to become one of the strippers.

When Farrah did anal sex porn, it was because she was a tortured artist who wanted to explore her sexuality in a way that was healthy for her. IE Up the shitter. Now that Farrah is stripping, you should know that it is for research for her art and Farrah is not unlike her fellow thespian Jennifer Aniston in that regard.

From E! News:

“I’m doing research…A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.”

I mean, with books like Passy Perfume which Farrah co-wrote with her two year-old, there really must be a lot of research required that definitely needs to take her to strip clubs. Because Farrah is a master of mystique and never dropping the veil of distance  between her and her public, we will never know what exciting project she is currently shoving her plastic tittyballs into the faces of horny 56 year old men in Austin for. It may be called “Getting Dem Benjamins: The true Story of Backdoor Farrah”.

If backdoor Farrah tried to give me a lap dance, I’d donate to her cause for her projects for sure. I assume she accepts vomit as payment, right?

And im sorry for mentioning Backdoor Farrah without warning. I know her raw sexuality and vivid beauty will make you itch your genitals for the rest of the day now.

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