This fabulous, fiercely epic child will steal your week.
Because the only thing that local news is good for is documenting the awesomeness that goes on behind the reporters, there was one diva who was not going to let this moment lie without bringing 100% ferosh glittery intensity to the proceedings. And that boy is now the star of 2014, 2015, and the rest of the decade to be frank. He spot-sashays his way through life and that’s alright by me, and his face when the lessers around him start to try and take control with excitement and joy pretty much is exactly what I look like whenever someone asks me if I’ve listened to the new Lady Gaga album.
These hosts might as well be on mute because you aren’t concentrating on a damn word they are saying with that shining glimmering light of bedazzled sequins behind them. This child is the future and you will deal.