Courtney Cox’s face. Yeah…
So Courtney Cox was for a while in the mid 2000’s probably one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Now watching Courtney Cox in Cougar Town is more like watching DAYUM GURL WHATCHU DID TO YO FACE Town.
It gives me a serious case of sadness to see Courtney Cox walking around town with her eyelids pinned to her scalp, her cheeks filled with cotton wool and her lips like dead slugs. It’s like I could handle Rachel being a What Went Wrong, but not Monica. Nooo.
I know we are supposed to be liberal about Hollywood actresses wondering around town looking like surprised play-doh, but I am not onboard with being okay with this just because actresses have shit-loads of pressure to look good. I have pressure to work my twat off at work, but I don’t inject my twat with collagen.
I seriously would have slapped you in the tittyballs and nutsacks if you had told me ten years ago that Lisa Kudrow would have aged the most gracefully out of all the Friends women, made the best movies, and starred in the best overall shit – but then again, Lisa Kudrow will always be a living legend for this alone.