Chris Brown’s fists are about to get signed to an ABC Comedy sitcom after he hilariously beat down yet another woman! Those fists, what will they do next? So wacky, so unpredictable!
According to TMZ, Chris’s fists were a little tired from the vacation but it wasn’t long before they were back to their best when he shoved a dancer from the nightclub he was in to the floor so hard she’s now having to undergo a mandatory and very profitable lawsuit surgery as seen in the below not-at-all excessive image of her current state.
Dancer Deanna Gines (or Double D as she’ll henceforth be known) has filed a police report and so now is also filing a TMZ report to make that money, and lets be honest- Double D is the new Tina Turner.
If a man is going to beat you down, you better be behind him for the next ten years gently dragging the sacks of money you’ve made off of his dumb ass to remind him that the only person who pays from that fuckery is him! That’s where noted Triceratops Rihanna went wrong.
Chris Brown’s rep, Nicole Perna, tells TMZ, “I’m unaware of the incident, as is Chris’ lawyer and his entire team. He was in a great mood after Powerhouse.” Perna adds, “None of this makes sense.”
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