Category: Celebrities

Jennifer Garner Pregnant with a berry 0

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Lindsay Shookus’ alien baby.

Jennifer Garner. Why can’t a sister just buy a fuckin eggplant in peace? The tabloids are transfixed with her. TRANS-FIXED. Salacious pictures of her walking around in jeans with her kids at farmers markets buying strawberries? Hold the press! Jennifer Garner just looked at an orange!...

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Two Saints spent the night playing Sudoku

Because celebrities have publicists who work day and night to make them seem ultimately like holy beings, if you hear that a celebrity branded “A bit of a schlaggggg really” then you have to really ask yourself how many people they are banging to get...

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Tori Spelling is doing this now.

Tori Spelling in the early 90’s was the original role-model for nepotism in media. She literally had the talent of an egg and yet was pretty much everywhere. And now, over twenty years later, Tori Spelling is still blazing trails as the original role-model for ‘shamelessly...

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Top 10 Albums of The Year 2015

So, it’s that time of year already.¬†Top 10 Albums Lists have hit the web, and we aren’t going to let equally important publications like the New York Times or Rolling Stone get all the glory, join LA Deli as we count down the finest records...

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Terrence Howard is the flavour of no-ones month

Terrence ¬†Howard is well known for being an ego as fun to be around as eighteen hours of gently hammering your dick off; so I guess it’s no surprise that his ‘Empire‘ co-star Taraji P Henson looks like she’d rather burn her face in a...