Category: Celebrities

Jessie J is definitely not a lesbian 0

Jessie J was just kidding about being bi you guys.

So Jessie J isn’t doing very well for herself since she slithered off of the chair from The Voice. So what is a girl to do when record sales are down and interest in you is at an all-time low? Why denounce your entire USP...

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BREAKING: Jennifer Garner wore a jump suit.

Let’s be clear about this here, Jennifer Garner could turn up in a trash bag and still look amazing. Jennifer Garner could turn up wearing a corpse and look fantastic. Jennifer Garner is Sydney Fuckin Bristow, if there was one role that required you to...

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Blake Shelton, you in danger gurl.

Okay so here’s what I know about Blake Shelton. He’s married to Miranda Lambert, the supremely talented goddess of country, y’all. He judges on The Voice. But then again so does 3/4 of the entertainment business right now. He sings country songs. I have never...

Peaches Geldof 0

Peaches Geldof is dead

I know I wasn’t exactly Peaches Geldof’s biggest fan, but in sad news even for a non believer, Peaches Geldof has passed away aged just 25. Because we’ve all been too busy falling for Lilo’s traps and worrying about her attention seeking Oprah sponsored ass...

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Demi Lovato’s nude pics are here.

  Demi Lovato’s nude pictures are here at last! And by “Here at last” I of course mean “I had no fucking idea anyone was ever shopping around nude pictures of Demi Lovato…did you?” One might wonder how nude and slutty intimate nudey pictures of...