Britney Spears doesn’t run off / defecate on live tv.
Britney Spears appearing on live television six years ago. You’d have been cheaper to buy a rabid possum and let it run riot around a television set. But Britney has been
heavily medicated sort-of-sane for years now, so when the media were gearing up for her live debut they were treating it like Hurricane Britney had just collided with a crazy front and would almost definitely squat on the judges desk and drop a duke nukem before running off crying.
Unfortunately for the column inches, Britney appeared stable and gave lots of really uninteresting and non-committal critique. Seriously Britney basically called EVERYONE “AMAZING” which is a bit of a departure from her usual lean-in-and-say “NO”. She also continued the tradition of ageing and de-ageing about 15 years in VTS and Studio shots. Britney is like a mirage, every damn day she looks entirely different.
The best thing about the live show was Khloe Kardashian. Khloe either thought she was in the cargo hold of a 747 (where she travels in the pets/animals category) or that she was still in the forest doing mating calls to the other bigfoot because she ROARED at the judges the whole time. Britney probably didn’t care as she was wearing earplugs the whole time.