Britney Spears returns to Las Vegas
Britney Spears returned to the AXIS at Planet Hollywood, Las Vegas, after her summer hiatus last night – and the Holy Spearit looked like a whole different person.
With clearly visible weight loss and tighter, more toned abs and arms – her hard workout sessions to launch her lingerie line were clear for the sold-out audience to see. Spears has sheared inches from when she first launched the high energy show, when she was already in solid shape.
The real news is that Britney appears to actually be like, really dancing on this show, and the minor changes to choreography in her set over the summer were not to make things easier – but actually – add more challenging moments in.
Other changes included more flattering new outfits, and new wigs that look like they were found in a basement under the set of Showgirls 2: The Drag Race in a box with the words “Too Camp, Do NOT use” written on the side.
Audience reports from the event say that Britney seemed alive, energetic, and not like she’d just had 12 ambiens ground up into her cheese grits by Papa Spears. I am guessing this means her new wig has magical elegant life-giving powers and that she is now constantly going to look like shes got eight bumpits in there for the rest of the tour until it falls off and runs away back to the sea one day.
Either way, Slayyyy Britney, Slayyyyyy.
MAIN IMAGE CREDIT: Circusbritneyland
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