Britney Spears is Keeshing Out.
Britney Spears has met Ke$ha a number of times, which figures given that she features on her remix to “Till the World Ends” which was ALSO WRITTEN BY KE$HA.
However, Brit Brit doesn’t let little things like “remembering names” or “giving a shit about anything for $15 Million” get her down, as she demonstrated last night on the second live show for X-Factor. On the show, Britney likened CeCe Frey’s performance to “Keesha”.
As the judges continue to pussyfoot around Britney like she was a delicate demi-god, she gave much of the same praise as the night before, albeit without the use of the word “amazing”.
Rumour has it since X-Factor is averaging a pretty terrible 7.6 Million viewers per episode right now, that FOX will not be footing another Britney sized salary for the next season, and since, lets face it, Demi Lovato has proven to be a cheaper and more effective judge that Britney, who keeps herself at arms length from everything and everyone the whole time, then stronger odds are on Lovato returning.
The X-factor loses, and the internet loses thousands of gifs of Britney’s reaction faces.
But her job is really done. She came on the show, didn’t freak out, generally looked way, way way better (if a little old in the face) than she has done in quite some time and came across as likeable, funny and without losing any of that superstar mystique. Her big failing came across in the failing she’s had for years now, a total lack of relatability and intimacy with anyone else around her. Britney’s guard looks like it’s always going to be up, no matter how much Keesh is thrown at her.