Britney Spears gives an interview in which she doesn’t
A. Appear to be sleeping
B. Read an obvious script.
C. Look like she is dead inside.
D. Sound like she’s got a flu.
E. Make a myriad of grammatical errors when reading an inappropriate script to the questions asked.
F. Look like a bloated man.
Yes it would appear that Britney Spears may actually be “giving a fuck” again, although i hesitate to say that given her extensive history of raising the hopes of the world only to sit back down on a street corner with a frap.
Combined with news that she’s actually bothering to sing on her new tour could be the first signs that Britney Spears is not going to be a highly-medicated mess for the next fifteen years.
I’m still not sure what the hell is happening with her face though. One minute she looks like regular old Britney from 2003. The next she looks like a 38 year old woman after smoking the entire cigar output of cuba. Make up your mind, Britney’s face, you can’t be both at once!