Here’s Queen of Fraps herself Britney Spears breezing through Los Angeles airport presumably after being released from the special needs section at her local nursery once they finally realized she wasn’t a mentally challenged 3 year old.
Seriously, Britney – this outfit is some Sam from Clarissa meets Lesbian at a Pink Concert shit.
Brit Brit accessorized her outfit with one bag stuffed under her arm which probably cost $1,000 and then another bag she found in the preschool section at TJ Maxx. At the time of writing, Britney’s stylist refused to comment on the picture based on the fact he is a blind, insane wombat.
Britney Spears’ Stylist
What i would say about Britney Spears’ attire is that she has absolutely nailed it if she ever gets a time machine and can go back to 1993 to attend a slumber party. Brit Brit would be totally appropriate to play Dream Phone in this outfit, the magical game where pre-teen girls all dial up pre-recorded messages from adult men to ultimately win the heart of a pedophile. Yesss! Brit Brit would definitely be scamming for the loser who eats pizza by the beach.
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