Brit Brit saved Planet Hollywood’s skanky ass.
When going to Vegas if you ask yourself “Would I like to see a pop superstar put in roughly 45% of the effort she is capable of?” and the answer is YES then odds are you’ve seen Britney Spears’ “Piece of Meat with a little sizzlin Texas BBQ sauce if Y’all don’t mind” show.
Despite Britney having not sung a live note in so long that she probably wonders who the weird voice on the loudspeaker is, and that she appears to only be actually awake once a week, the Queen of Frapps has sold out almost all of her shows and continues to be a big pull on the strip. Not even Shania on a horse can unseat Brit Brit!
She has now been credited with saving Planet Hollywood’s ailing fortunes, because that’s Britney’s job – walking fucking ATM for everyone but herself!
According to the Las Vegas Sun, Britney has added $20 million to the value of Planet Hollywood per anum since she started her residency. That’s roughly as much as Christina Aguilera owes her label for her last CD!
Where rooms used to sit empty they are now full of bottom twinks burning their Grindrs up trying to find a god-damn top in that hotel, and screaming blonde girls who hum their way through most of “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” apart from the chorus part which they sing loudly, drunkely and always together followed by a lot of WOOOOHing and high fives that sort of miss.