Brit Brit is going to have to downgrade from a Family Bucket.
Britney Spears is an icon and legend. She is also a lazy bitch!
After Brit Brit put in about as much effort to promoting her new cd as she did dancing on her last tour, that shit has sort of-flopped-by-britney-standards with a #4 Billboard start with 107,000 copies sold – both a career low for Brit and a reflection that you could literally produce a better album at home with your first Xylophone.
Brit Brit is now one step closer to becoming head manager at KFC at finally living up her rampant fantasies to bathe in chicken and frapuccinos.
Amidst the furore of fans, who blame everyone from executive robot engineer Will.I.Cant to her
puppetmasters management to some old tramp on the street for Britney’s little stroll into flops-ville, Brit managed to flop twice as hard by releasing a heavily label edited version of her new music video “Perfume” which is about as exciting to watch as having a danger wank in your locked bathroom at home.
So the song doesn’t suck, and is one of the few highlights from this album which plays like Will.I.Ams experiment in how much he can punish us before Jessie J personally punches him in the mouth on The Voice – but the video? Yeah,
The director of the video claims that the original cut was way better.
It’s amazing that Brit is so deep into a box of dunkin donuts right now that she probably has no idea this video was released. She probably didn’t even know she filmed a video. Or released an album. She’ll only realize she’s doing a Vegas show half way through the sixth month. Le sigh.