BREAKING: Jennifer Garner wore a jump suit.
Let’s be clear about this here, Jennifer Garner could turn up in a trash bag and still look amazing. Jennifer Garner could turn up wearing a corpse and look fantastic. Jennifer Garner is Sydney Fuckin Bristow, if there was one role that required you to make even the trashiest shit look wonderful it was that one.
So no surprise that Jennifer Garner made a jumpsuit something that is not tacky and hideous at the Draft Day première. I mean, not many women aged 41 can rock a black jumpsuit, but Jennifer Garner does. And in addition to that shit, its Max Mara, which of course Jennifer is the “brand ambassador” for (aka they are paying her a LAHT OF MONEY TO WEAR THIS).
What we can say for certain is that Jennifer Garner is giving some serious face lately. Like, she is looking super fuckin hot. Her hair is on ombre-point and she is ageing exceptionally well.
Jennifer Garner at the Draft Day Premiere
Sure, Draft Day looks like it will be the latest piece of shit in Jennifer Garner’s illustrious career of squandering her talents on piss-poor scripts, but hey – at least she was good in Dallas Buyers Club, right?
No matter. Alias was a good enough show to give Jennifer Garner a “Get out of Jail Free” card for life. Plus im not going to lie when I say 13 Going on 30 is kind of amazing. Long Live Jen G