Because the world said “There just aren’t enough Kardashians”
A collective panic swept across the world this afternoon with news that Kim Kardashians giant pregnant body is now half the size as she popped out a baby girl.
It’s interesting because just yesterday i was talking to a good friend of mine and at no stage in that conversation did the phrase “God, I wish there were more Kardashians, as those girls are so illusive and I can’t get enough of watching them” come up. Yet here we are.
It’s a sad day for the writers at Fashion Police, who will no longer be able to marvel at Kim’s disgusting eyesore pregnancy outfits. No longer will passers by mistake Kim Kardashian for a sofa they can sit on to take a load off, and no longer will Kanye West see half of his bank balance now he’s having a Kardashian.