Anne Hathaway murdered ten puppies.
Anne Hathaway is facing huge public backlash after she murdered ten adorable puppies backstage at the 2013 Academy Awards, reasonable understanding of public reaction shows
The actress, who was on a winning streak of turning up to absolutely everything dressed correctly, winning awards and also starring in one of the biggest hits of the decade, was reportedly so giddy with joy after winning her Academy Award that she deliberately and aggressively bludgeoned an entire box of puppies with the words ”THE TOP 10 CUTEST PUPPIES IN AMERICA” scribbled on the side using her statue as she screamed to Jennifer Lawrence “Look Jen, I can use it as a sword, like Keira in Pirates!”
Whilst there is 0 actual evidence that Anne did, in fact, kill a box of puppies, it is reasonable to assume she did so given the media and public backlash that has resulted from her winning an Oscar.
“If she killed a box of puppies, I guess i get why everyone hates her” said a source close to the academy “because that shit would be really sad if people just hate her because she’s too nice, or whatever” the source continued. The source was not available for any further comment as it evaporated back to the dimension from which it came.