Angelina Jolie didn’t want to look fug in “Cleopatra”.
Because Angelina Jolie is the most sensual, gorgeous star of all time – she made thinly veiled suggestions that if she was playing Cleopatra that she should have a luscious full head of hair rather than be bald in order to “not scare off any directors”, new emails leaked in the Sony hack have shown.
Defamer reports on the long, turbulent email exchanges regarding the production of a “Cleopatra” movie between Amy Pascal, aka head ho at Sony and writer of racist slurs, Scott Rudin – legendary producer and fucking nightmare who also engages in racist email chains, and Angelina Jolie, SUPERSTAR OF THE UNIVERSE.
Despite the fact that the original Cleopatra starred the biggest star of the time and was a bomb of proportions never seen again, Jolie is so confident in her star power that she thinks they can do-over that mess.
The chain revealed that
A. Scott Rudin thinks Angelina Jolie is a “minimally talented spoilt brat” who he turned out to hate because she wanted his star director, David Fincher, to direct the movie when he wanted Fincher for the Steve Jobs biopic.
B. That Jolie was concerned about being bald in the film – which bitch tried to pass off as being a director issue rather than a vanity one. She also made “numerous” changes to the script, all focused on making it more centric on her as Cleeeeoooooooopatra.
The one thought I would ask you both is about her “bald”. I think that made sense in earlier drafts but if we are saying every time she’s in bed she has no hair or a shaved head it changes the sensuality. I wonder if we should keep it out and discuss as an idea with the director. But I worry we could scare off a director.
The point was always that she be clean and raw and I think with straight black hair and no make up we would achieve the same and not distract.
I make this point incase we are starting to send it out we should ask to remove that one description.
C. That Jolie begged Martin Scorcese to direct when Fincher fell through.
D. Amy Pascals email chains are all written as some sort of iPhone sent haiku. For example, this spitball on what they wanted to call herself, Rudin and Jolie.
Three blind mice
Three little pigs
Three little bears
Three coins in a fountain
Three is company
Which are we?
I guess “Two racists and an egomaniac” were taken.
E. Scott Rudin did not want to make the movie. He kept finding ways to blame and push Jolie back, and even tried to divert her to simply starring in a play instead at one stage. Either way, it looks like Scott Rudin and Angelina Jolie will not be working together on this film after the email chains have been exposed. Rudin left wide open for criticism on his tantrum over Jolie who handled herself relatively admirably in a field of toys being thrown out of prams.