And now, he’s a bunch of pictures of famous people.
Apparently every year Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party has something they call a Photobooth but we call “A fucking softbox and keylight with a backdrop” Yes, as with all things celebrity, the only way Vanity Fair can convince famous people to do silly photobooth pictures is to ensure it has fancy lighting that makes people look pretty even when they are trying to not look pretty.
Anyway, let’s take a look at some of the funnest and creepiest pictures from the past few years. After the jump….
Some D Listers being photobombed by Justin Beiber.
I’m not sure why Justin Beiber is at an Oscar party, but sure, whatever.
The cast of Revenge being fantastic
Diddy having no friends
Steven Tyler being disgusting
Tia Carerre not having nailed the makeup
Catherine O Hara making me sad
George Hamilton showing what happens if you fly directly into the sun
Kristen Wiig and Emma Stone not being naked enough
Uncle Terry giving us serious fucking chills
Some oscar winning hipsters. You know, they were almost going to give back their oscar after they remembered Crash won in 2005.
Ginnifer Goodwin and her man friend being quite cute
Two covergirls who obviously thought they were at a shoot
True Blood sluts being fame sluts
Suzanne Somers, I can’t even
The most perfect gay couple you’ll never be
Kristin Wiig and Maya Rudolph
Robert Downey Jr wearing octopus glasses
Justin Beiber grossing me the fuck out with Selena Gomez
Apparently, black chicks stick together at Oscar Parties?
Emma Roberts kind of looking like Taylor from Real Housewives of Beverley Hills
Martin Short making all of the best faces
JAMIE OLIVER AND JOOLS! LITERALLY NO REASON FOR THEM TO BE AT THIS PARTY, BUT I FUCKING LOVE THEM
Eli Roth having no friends, apart from Zooey Deschannel to tell him to move bitch