Amanda Bynes is no longer in hospital and everyone else knew it before me.
Like, what the hell you guys. You’re supposed to be keeping me on it with this shit. Jesus, I thought we were friends.
Apparently Amanda Bynes is not only no longer being kept away from sharp objects in hospital, but she’s in fashion school and no longer tweeting to drake that he looks like he has down syndrome. SERIOUSLY GUYS, WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE ME TO THE SIDE AND TELL ME ABOUT THIS.
Amanda turned up to the event at the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising looking what Im sure that skinny chick on E! News will trail as “radiant” for half an hour before they do some weird zooming effects on three grainy ass photos stolen from her twitter with a nominal voiceover quoting a source that doesn’t exist.
Seeing Amanda Bynes without something that looks like a sad dead Halloween leftover on her head is really a refreshing change so I’m going to give her a slow handclap for this one. Defcon “Daddy Spears” definitely worked for Amanda.
PS. You guys really suck.