Adele is incubating a human.
Adele is pregnant! Adele is apparently with some dude called Simon Konecki and he obviously isn’t the subject of any of her albums because Adele allowed him to shoot a stray sperm into her lady parts and get her knocked up.
According to the Daily Mail, Adele revealed the news on her website to her fans, writing:
‘I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together…I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx’
Karl Lagerfeld is probably sighing that he can no longer call her fat now that she’s pregnant. Pregnant chicks have the most coveted card in all of the land known as the “Can be fat without judgement” card.
Adele is definitely going to give birth to a giant Grammy. It will merge with her other Grammy’s to make a super Grammy. I just hope this doesn’t mean we are going to see Adele’s next album turn out to be the spiritual sequel to this