Because being drunk is the best and the worst, and because Kayaks are the chosen mode of transportation of the gods, here’s a video of a DRAMATIC drunk called Max who is sinking in his Kayak while his evil bitch friend Sarah just giggles and watches.
Sarah is the friend in ALL of us. The one whos like “Oh yeah I’d love to help but I’m just going to laugh at you falling over instead”. Sarah is going to get a giant wrapped turd for Christmas and she only has herself to blame. Max had some REAL TRAUMA out on that lake that day. And by REAL TRAUMA I mean Diana Ross shades of trauma.