People magazine are usually known for posting pictures about celebrities eating salad, walking around with water and talking about their ‘baby joy’. I guess it’s a slow news week for People, because they just published an article about a bunch of random people on dating sites who they think are kind of hot.
Writer Michelle Ward took time out of her busy schedule of talking about how celebrities lose weight, or gain weight, or maintain their weight to write this super not creepy at all article in which her research process appeared to be ‘Going on a lot of dating websites and finding pictures of people I find attractive’.
If you want to perv on a bunch of random hotties who like long walks on the beach or are ‘tops looking 4 bottoms now, no bb’, you don’t even have to sign up to that mess – you can just buy People’s Most Beautiful Publicist’s Issue 2014, where amongst pages upon pages of airbrushed pictures of famous hotties who they are telling you are beautiful even if you don’t think so, you will find a bunch of anonymous people from Grindr, Match and Jdate.
People Magazine, because whenever you read this column and think it’s the sloppiest fucking mess you have ever read, you can rest assured that there’s publication that is bought by 3.5 Million people that has equally high journalistic standards and riveting content.