Revenge, Episode 13: Hatred

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March 12, 2014 in TV Leave a comment
Revenge, Episode 13: Hatred

R evenge, Season 3 to date has been consistently a step up from it’s all-over-the-map second season, but suddenly it looks like the clear mission to right the wrongs of it becoming a budget version of Batman is starting to slip off the rails.

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The entire episode kind of revolves around what Revenge is at its very weakest with – boring supporting characters. Any network drama seems to be littered with these stock waifs and handsome deadweights – actors with uninspired writing and even less inspiring delivery who appear to do nothing but prolong the shelf-life of our favourite shows by keeping the “good stuff” padded out across 22 episodes.

Spoiler Alert – Spoilers Ahead

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Welcoming back Getluv.

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March 6, 2014 in Site Leave a comment
Welcoming back Getluv.

Any of those who were with us during the dark days of 2005 will remember that it was not just the appalling writing of Deli Llama that kept you coming back for more, it was also the terrible writing of Getluv now known as Deli Manager.

Hopefully we can recruit a few Deli Servers and we’ll have a full  sandwich bar.
Getluv has a lot to get his head around, so please lets all give him a slow handclap on his return.

 

And in other Oscars news

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March 6, 2014 in Celebrities, Oscar Season Leave a comment

J ohn Travolta is back to scene stealing somewhere that isn’t allegedly a bathhouse in Los Angeles! John only had literally three lines to say in the entirety of the Oscars. It took me a quick minute before I figured out he wasn’t some melted pancake who’d wondered on-stage from the props department for a Katy Perry music video, but I shouldn’t shade John or his lacefront, because without him the 2014 Oscars would just be the sad less fun cousins of The Golden Globes.

Yes, after somehow lacing the words beautiful and wicked with some kind of fabulous glittery vibrato and making me never able to say the word “talented” the same way again – John introduced oh, you know, Tony Award winning actress Idina Menzel as

“Adele Dazeem”

And all I could let out were 160,000 YASSSSSES at the immediate number of Adele Dazeem gifs, facebooks and general internet fuckery that would ensue.

So thank you John Travolta, because otherwise this was just a bunch of people clapping Cate Blanchett for being a good actress.

Meryl Streep thinks she must have misplaced her Oscar.

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March 6, 2014 in Celebrities, Oscar Season Leave a comment
Meryl Streep thinks she must have misplaced her Oscar.
A fter a glamorous evening at the Dolby Theatre for the  86th Academy Awards,  Actress Meryl Streep is missing something, she says, and she needs Hollywood’s elite to help her find it. The mega A-List star, who wowed this year for her stunning performance in Austria: Sausage County , said she shockingly only realized she missing a statue named Oscar when she reached home later that night.

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Police have now launched a full formal investigation into the missing Oscar after Streep reported it to them after having already looked around her house and cars four times, and revisiting the Dolby theatre. When officers initially doubted if Streep ever had an Oscar she proceeded to send them DVD screener copies of Sausage County after which the forces tasked immediately stepped up the search.

“This is very serious, as Meryl Streep is the greatest living actress of our time” said police chief Diego Martinez. “Meryl Streep has been robbed of an Oscar, there is no doubt about it.” he continued.

When asked for comment on the scandal, Streep said  ”It’s funny because I remember sitting in the audience and seeing people on the stage, but the thing is I don’t ever even remembering being up there and having the Oscar in my hand”. She went on to say that she can “remember another actress having one in her hands” but “couldn’t seem to find hers anywhere”, and was sure that she hadn’t gotten mixed up with the ones she already has.

Sandra Bullock with Oscar

Friend of Streep,  actress Sandra Bullock also claimed that she couldn’t find her Oscar, but police chiefs insisted that Sandra’s Oscar must have been at home, having all watched Gravity in 3D, but having all cried watching The Blind Side on DVD.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman found dead

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February 2, 2014 in Celebrities Leave a comment
Phillip Seymour Hoffman found dead

Because the world is a cruel and unforgiving place sometimes we are given the Kardashians whilst supremely talented actor Phillip Seymour Hoffman is found dead.

According to the BBC Phillip was found dead by a friend in his Manhattan apartment after a suspected drug overdose. Last year he was treated in rehab for a prescription pill and heroin addiction.

He had won an Academy Award for his role as Truman Capote.

PSH was most recently seen in The Hunger Games sequel – Catching Fire. There is no word on if he completed his role in the upcoming final parts of the series.

This shit is sad, predominantly because PSH was a really, really good actor.

 

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