I know Kim Kardashicant and Gay Fish are sitting weeping today, because they know that their wedding event of the millennium has just been OUTDID.
Behold, the glittering west-country belle from the wedding of the CENTURY Emily Asher and her dashing debonair husband Steven.
Emily and Steven presumably turned down deals from Vogue and Marie Claire to cover their wedding to instead talk to Mirror.co.uk about their exquisite nuptials which ended in a gorgeous reception in the most esteemed restaurant in all of Cribbs Causeway Retail Park where guests ate such varied meals as the Chicken Royale and the Big Mac.
Proving that money truly is no object when it comes to bringing joy and unfiltered elegance to any occasion, the reception cost the couple just £150.00 and will without a doubt be 1000% more delicious that the Fois Gras shit that Kimye will serve at their wedding.
Steven proposed after a ‘string of burger-based dates’ which sounds to me like every other Casanova in the world can GO HOME now because no one will beat this god amongst romantics. I remember I went to a McDonalds for a date once. And by that I mean some tall Swedish guy picked me up in his car at 1am in my pajamas, told me he’d show me how to drive his car, and then screamed at me for doing everything wrong as I basically smashed his vehicle into anything stationery in a McDonalds car park for 20 minutes.
Who says that McDonalds isn’t the start of something beautiful?